pacdude's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

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THIS is why I don't like the Clock Crew.

Now, this is a very interesting movie. For one thing, it's a very good parody. And the reason why I only gave it a 4? It's only glorifying the Clock Crew. And I'm tired of seeing Clock Crew, Clock Crew, Clock Crew. For God's sake, can't anyone in the Clock Crew make some decent flash that's not narcicist (self-loving)? You have potential, but you're not using it to something the mainstream would like. If you make something the mainstream would like, then people would slowly stop hating you guys!

[The stick skatevideo!*]

I'm highly impressed.

What do you mean, you're not kirkflip? You have his style, that's for sure. It's nice. Real nice. I wanna see more!!!

[MightyFruityPowerClocks]

I'd like to give it a decent score.

I mean, you worked hard on it, and the animation is nice. But it's Clock Crew propaganda, really. "R0xx0r my b0xx0rs?" That would be propaganda, yes. So, I'm gonna give it a 7 here and a 3 on the Pico scale. I admire your work, but seperate from the Clocks and get ahead! You have potential!

StrangeClock responds:

I guess people really hate it when Clocks portray the Fulps praising them. I'll lay off of that in the future. =)
Note: I actually started out on NG with a different screenname, but found the Clocks funny enough to want to make a few CC movies. So I use this account for that purpose, and the other (SECRAT) for regular movies.

[My first Sonic flash]

::inhale:: Smell that? That's a newbie.

A newbie doing a decent job. I'll give you 6 for being good. The sound can be optimized by turning it into a wav. The Flash program will do the rest. Save it for the 56kers. I'll give you 1 for decent sound. Sonic himself gets 2 points for everyone. So, I give you a 9, and welcome to newgrounds! Here's a hint: ignore dipshits that tell you its gay when everyone else says it's good. Those people that say your stuff is gay probably had 1 too many bad fucks as a child.

RockyTheHedgerock responds:

Thanks for the up pacdude.

[Killbot meets the clocks]

Here's why the clocks suck.

The Clocks make all these movies. They crank them out by the half-hour. They don't want to improve their skills. They want to flood Newgrounds with really bad movies. People that REALLY want to learn Flash and want to make better movies and games (like me) don't get as much time on the portal sometimes because clocks will post movie after movie after movie of horrible nonsensical crap and essentially flood the Portal. And, I feel horrible for all the non-Clock Clock sympathizers out there, becuase they think the Clocks are a good thing. They are a cancer, infecting newgrounds.

[Pico 2 Gameplay Demo]

It's not like I can do better.

Most people would look at how badly this sucks. But let me focus on the good things. The frame rate never dips, the animation is smooth... and... I'm retarted. This is crap. Way to go, Tom. ^_^