Moss, you're shaking.

SO GO PLAY MY GAME!

Hey everyone! Pacdude here. I've laid dormant for too long, so I'm bringing you a very cerebral game. If you've ever 1) played the board game Mastermind or 2) enjoyed drinking liquor then I've got the game for you. It's called Barkeeper, and it's a very logic-heavy game. If you think you're up to the challenge, then step behind the bar and give it a shot! Leave some love and let me know what you think.

Thanks, and pardon the interruption.

This Friday, Pacdude Games is releasing its biggest and baddest game yet. Newgrounds Medals, Facebook Connect, High Score Boards... I can't think of anything else I could possibly say. Get your noggins ready because this game will challenge the hell out of your cerebral cortex.

Get ready, because Friday, you'll get to play the game where knowledge is a bastard and lady luck's his bitch.

Hi, Everyone. I'm putting this on the Front Page, which is exciting and new for me!

I'm just writing because I just spent a good hour or so at the Newgrounds offices talking with Nathan Kuruna of Everything, By Everyone talking in front of a camera about the history of Newgrounds, the history of digital entertainment online as both a spectator and as a creator, and the future of Newgrounds and our fabulous community.

I suppose you guys should be complimented: I called you all "demanding of quality." Who's with me?

Anyway, everyone should support Nathan and throw him a couple bucks if you can spare it. This is, like, the documentary of our history as NGers, and frankly, that's pretty damn cool.

(Oh, and play my games!)

Newgrounds keeps saying that I need to make a news post. Fine, fine. Here's your goddamn new news post:

New game. Coming very soon.

That is all.